Tear Up - They Lock The Locks, But They Can’t Stop The Clocks

In their latest album, They Lock The Locks, But They Can’t Stop The Clocks, Tear Up delivers 11 tracks packed with unapologetic energy and unfiltered working-class grit. Known for proudly bearing the “worst Oi! band in the country” moniker, this Watford-based group goes beyond the usual Oi! framework to create something raw, relatable, and refreshingly honest. The album channels a ferocious mix of rebellion and humor while keeping things real—a perfect reflection of the band’s self-proclaimed “hooligan rock ‘n’ roll” spirit.

Right from the opening track, Oi Ain’t Dead, the album’s message is clear: Tear Up doesn’t conform to labels or expectations. The track rallies against the system while reminding listeners that punk is about doing things their way. With driving riffs and an intense vocal delivery, Oi Ain’t Dead sets the stage for an album that dives headfirst into life’s harsher realities. The song’s punchy chorus and riffs capture the “do-it-our-way” attitude that has won the band a loyal following in the UK’s resurgent Oi! scene.

The album’s title track, They Lock The Locks, one of my all time favorite songs, stands as a personal anthem and a rallying cry. Beyond its themes of feeling imprisoned—whether literally or figuratively—the song is a shout against oppressive authority, reflecting the mood of many who feel stifled by the political climate. Frontman Jamie’s powerful lyrics and defiant vocals bring a sense of camaraderie, resonating deeply with listeners who share his council estate roots and working-class experience. It’s a style that Jamie dubs “council estate punk,” where every word is charged with authenticity.

Halfway through, Shit Tattoo provides a humorous break from the tension. With a playful, almost Toy Dolls-esque sound, it gives listeners a breather and shows the band’s lighter side amid the more serious themes of the album. The balance of intensity and humor is well-executed, adding to the album’s authenticity.

Despite Tear Up’s self-deprecating claim of being the “worst Oi! band in the country,” They Lock The Locks, But They Can’t Stop The Clocks is anything but a mess. The album unapologetically speaks from the heart and the gut, combining chaotic riffs with humor and a deep sense of loyalty to working-class roots. Tear Up bring an authentic slice of punk life to each track, drawing from experiences that resonate with fans who know what it’s like to fight back against a world that seems rigged against them.

This is an album that might punch you in the face, take your wallet, but also be there when you need a friend.  For anyone ready to embrace Oi! with a no-nonsense attitude, They Lock The Locks, But They Can’t Stop The Clocks is a must-hear.